Two Perfect Girls

Two Perfect Girls是Pokémon Karaokémon中的一首英语歌曲，在某些集数里也有作为插曲的片段。由小刚（的配音员Eric Stuart）演唱，是一首关于乔伊和君莎的情歌。这首歌的完整版本被收录在Totally Pokémon - Music from the Hit TV Series和Pokémon 3 - the Ultimate Soundtrack里。

这首歌曲有三个版本：收录于Totally Pokémon的国际版，澳大利亚、匈牙利地区版以及TV版。 澳大利亚和匈牙利的地区版由大乐团演奏，使用了摇摆音符；国际版则是吉他、钢琴、萨克斯管和打击乐器所演奏。

Lyrics

A one woman man's what I wanna be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
Cause there's two perfect girls for me

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Jenny, if loving you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time

My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head over heels (he's head over heels)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease
Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face my knees get weak

Well, I'm burning up, I got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

I've tried, and I've tried
And I've searched way deep inside
From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bad news
About the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose!

This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one no matter how tough
It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo
But wait a second! (wait a second!)
Wait a second! (come on and wait a second)
What's her name? I've just gotta know!
I've just gotta know!!

Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's one, no two,
No three, four, five, six, seven - so many
Perfect girls for me!